Baywatch

— What was I thinking? There’s hardly anything good about this film unless you’re wondering how many times male genitalia can be mentioned in one film or have an interest in how a traditional tank suit can be altered to display the female anatomy leaving less to the imagination. There’s barely a plot and casting was certainly done based more on physique rather than acting skill. The direction is about what you’d expect for a “B” movie with a bloated budget. It’s one of those films where the cast is having fun and doesn’t really care if there’s anything for the audience. It is just bad. I’m glad I didn’t pay to see it in a theater and I’m sorry I streamed it from Amazon.

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[2017. 116 min. Directed by Michael Berk. Starring Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron, Priyanka Copra, and Aexandra Deddario.]
https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/baywatch-2017